Dr Seuss Presents Greatest Hits [For Kids] [Audio Book] by Dr Seuss / Theodor Seuss Geisel*

* * ** Publisher:* * Buddha
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* * * ISBN-10 / ASIN:* B00005QD6L
* * * ISBN-13 / EAN:* 0744659982521
* * * Binding:* Audio CD
Bartholomew and the Oobleck
Cry a Pint
Fox in Socks
Gertrude McFuzz
Green Eggs & Ham
Heffalumps & Woozles
Horton hatches the Egg
How the Grinch Stole Christmas
If I ran the zoo
The Lorax
The Rabbit, The Bear & The Zinnega-Zanniga
The Sleep Book
The Sneetches
Too Many Daves
What Was I Scared Of
Yertle The Turtle

and if Dr Seuss wrote a technical manual:
If a packet hits a pocket on a socket on a port,
And the bus is interrupted as a very last resort,
And the address of the memory makes your floppy disk abort,
Then the socket packet pocket has an error to report!
If your cursor finds a menu item followed by a dash,
And the double-clicking icons put your window in the trash,
And your data is corrupted ’cause the index doesn’t hash,
Then your situation’s hopeless, and your system’s gonna crash!

If the label on your cable on the gable at your house,
Says the network is connected to the button on your mouse,
But your packets want to tunnel to another protocol,
That’s repeatedly rejected by the printer down the hall.
And your screen is all distorted by the side effects of gauss,
So your icons in the window are as wavy as a souse,
Then you may as well reboot and go out with a bang,
‘Cause as sure as I’m a poet, the sucker’s gonna hang!
from wikipedia
Theodor Seuss Geisel (March 2, 1904 – September 24, 1991) was a famous American writer and cartoonist best known for his classic children's books under the pen name Dr. Seuss, including The Cat in the Hat, Green Eggs and Ham, One Fish Two Fish Red Fish Blue Fish and How the Grinch Stole Christmas. His books have become staples for many children and their parents. Seuss' trademarks were his rhyming text and his outlandish creatures. He wrote and illustrated 44 children's books.


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