Rajnikanth Jokes

The newly got symbol for the rupee is actually
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Rajnikanth”s signature.

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Once while playing Rajnikanth said ” STATUE ” to a person………

Now that person is known as “STATUE OF LIBERTY”….

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** Breaking news **

Rajnikanth……

got shot yesterday . .

today is the bullet”s funeral…!!

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Did U ever wonder…??

Wat does GOD exclaim when he is shocked?
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‘Oh my RAJNIKANTH!!!!!’

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Government pays TAX to Rajnikant for working in India………..

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Awesome fact..,

Rajnikant has counted infinity twice.!

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Rajnikant creats his new mail i.d.
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.[email protected]

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USA POWER
vs
INDIAN POWER

USA-

10000 nuclear weapons, 600000 army, 10000 tanks,
12000 air force, 3000 ships

INDIA-

*RAJNIKANTH*

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Once Dinosaurs borrowed money from Rajnikanth and refused to pay
him back…

That was the last time anyone saw Dinosaurs…

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A child went 2 Kashmir & startd playing by making small mountains from
ice.

Today those mountains are called “Himalyas”
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That child name is

RAJNIKANTH

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FaceBooK founder Mark Zukerberg hospitalized with serious injury..

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Rajnikanth poked him on Facebook.

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Why does rajnikanth wear sunglasses?
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To protect the sun from his eyes!

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a 22 whealer huge truck once met with an accident against
RAJINIKANTH
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Since then,

it is called TATA NANO.

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Rajinikanth does push-ups,

he isn’t lifting himself up.

He is pushing the earth down.

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Basketball player to RAJNIKANT:

Biggest Movie Mistakes!

Fascinating Parvati Melton

Dirty Fun at Mud Festival

Five Head Snake

I can spin a ball on my finger for 2 hours … can u ???

rajnikanth: yena rascala, how do u think the earth spins?? mind
it…

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BREAKING NEWS…..

FACEBOOK HAS NOW JOINED “”RAJNIKANTH”"

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Once when rajnikant was playing cricket, he played a defensive
shot…
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And now that ball is called…
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” PLUTO ”

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Rajnikant once threw a coin in disgust at a black beggar,

he is now called 50 cent..!!

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RAJNIKANT enters BIGG BOSS 4…
next day …

RAJNIKANT chahte hai ki BIGG BOSS confession room me aayein!!!

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Once a guy winked at Rajnikanth’s wife, Rajni twisted his limbs and
broke his eyelid.

We now know him as Baba Ramdev..

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Rajnikanth and a kid once had arm wrestled and the loser had to
wear his Underwear over his pants..

Today people know that kid by the name SUPERMAN.!!

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